capeandcowllogs | I'm only getting started, I won't blackout!

WHO: Jessica Wakefield & YOU! This is open!
WHERE: Tom's bar
WHEN: Wednesday night
WARNINGS: Underage drinking.
SUMMARY: It's Jessica's 18th birthday party and she's invited everyone she's ever met to crash Tom's Bar with her!
FORMAT: Your choice! Make new threads, tag around, collect delicious CR!

[Jessica has been looking forward to this night for months. All day at school, all she could talk about (besides prom) was her impending birthday celebration. She just wants to dance and scream and have the best night of her life, for as happy as she is to finally be eighteen, she's also reminded that this is the second birthday she's celebrated without her twin sister. As she dressed for the evening she couldn't help but if wonder somewhere in the multiverse Elizabeth is celebrating their birthday too.

But those thoughts were quickly forgotten once she arrived at Tom's bar. After her first drink, all she could think about was how much fun she was going to have! Finally! She's legal! And she's heading for the dance floor to dance with any and everyone.]

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[ wh...at... ]

We are doing nothing together.

I was thinking perhaps you would order me a little something from the bar... an order of pretzels perhaps?

[LOOK HOW HOPEFUL HE IS!]

Can't you do that yourself?

They won't accept my coupons anymore and they don't take checks.

[ FFF, this pink blob is so pitiful looking. Alex almost feels bad for it...if he wasn't so disgusted. ]

That's because you're supposed to use cash.

[Zoidberg looks absolutely shocked.]

Why wasn't I informed of this ahead of time?!

[ Alex is a little surprised by Zoidberg's reaction. ]

You didn't ask.

I didn't know I needed to.

[NOW A BLUBBERING, WEEPING MESS OF A CRAB.]

[ Ew gross...he takes a step back. ]

Now you do. Next time you will be prepared.

Thank heavens for you, my little demi-god friend! Where would I be without you?

[ Alex blinks at Zoidberg, mildly suspicious. It's not a secret that he's a god but how does he know??? ]

Here, probably.

Oh ho ho~! Good one, your godliness!

Uh yeah.

[ a beat ]

It's not that big of a deal. Like, you don't have to worship me.

Are you certain? I wouldn't want to provoke your godly wrath upon us all! Not when so many of us are too intoxicated to put up any sort of plausible defense!