backdated like a week

[hulk]

WHO: Hulk and you!! Also later Miles Morales and a very hungover Bruce Banner.
WHERE: Outside the Porter building!!
WHEN: A week ago. :B
WARNINGS: HULK.
SUMMARY: Errybody come stare and possibly provoke the giant green dude in the street!
FORMAT: WHICHEVER YOU LIKE. I'M EASY.


[ So here's Hulk. Dang, you may be thinking - that is a sweet Hulk. WRONG.

Hulk is just kind of standing around, growling in confusion, walking around the street as if he's expecting... Something. Which he kind of is? Because Hulk is used to coming around in situations with a whole lot more, like. Explosions. And gunfire. And yelling. And crashing. And stuff like that. But there's none of that happening yet and so Hulk isn't entirely sure what to do. He's a very reactionary kind of guy, you know.

So what does your character do upon seeing an eight and a half feet tall, half tonne giant green rage monster?? Let's find out! ]

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[hulk]

[ That is not the vibe he means, he's just... Not used to anybody sticking around through an episode. Bruce looks around blearily, blinking slowly and trying to get an idea of how bad the damage will be.

...Except wait a minute. ]

I'm. [ Beat. ] I'm still in the City?

[ He's totally confused because. Usually he wakes up miles (and if he's lucky it's only miles and not, you know, countries away) from where he'd started. ]

...Is th- What?

[remake]

[ Miles blinks, clearly lost. He glances around them--the City is remarkably in-tact. All things considered, anyway. ] I- I... uh, yes? [ He frowns beneath the mask and rubs one of his arms. ] Where are you supposed to be, then...?

[hulk]

[ Bruce is obviously very much nonplussed with this development. ]

Not supposed to be, j-just. When I come to, it's. I'm usually not wherever I was when.

[ He shakes his head, slowly, trying to get his mind straight and around this. ]

[remake]

You-- you didn't seem like. You knew where to go. So you stayed here... [ Miles stands up, hugging his arms around his middle and pacing a bit awkwardly. They're both the same guy, right? They just look different? ] I- I thought you said. That you wouldn't... I mean, you turned into the Hulk.

[hulk]

It. [ Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnot so much with them being the same, no. Denial is awesome!! ] Not me. Difference.

[ He tries to relax because tension just makes everything throb worse. ]

I did say that. [ u,__,u ] Not like I planned this.

[remake]

[ Wow nope Bruce it's definitely a he, they had video evidence of his nakey rampage poorly blurred on the evening news. BRUCE!!!! ] --Uh. Right. O-okay. [ THIS IS THE COMPLETELY UNCONVINCED MASK OF A 13YO BOY ]

W- what happened...?

[hulk]

[ S-shut up, he can't see through that mask!! ]

Ugh. I was just... Talking to-- To Captain America, and he'd just walked out of the Porter building... And then he started beating the crap out of me. For no reason. At all.

[remake]

Captain America? Really?

W-well. [ Lmfao Miles just glances around halfheartedly, it's been over an hour, of course he wouldn't still be around. ] --I mean, you are Bruce Banner.....

[hulk]

He was wearing red, white, and blue. And he answered when I called him that. So.

[ squinting at you!! ]

...But i wasn't doing anything.

[remake]

I--- I know. But.

I mean, if he was from my world, it just. [ awkwardly lmfao ] Makes sense...?

[hulk]

...People from your w- Even if they know about the other guy. [ slowly growing horror because oh god maybe no wonder your Hulk is so much worse if everybody's beating the crap out of him all the time. ] They'd punch other me anyway.

[remake]

Uhh. Not like... everybody. But, the Ultimates-- I mean, if they say you- um. Him. Walking around, it's sorta their job? [ OBVIOUSLY MISSING why this doesn't make all the sense to you Bruce!!! ]

[hulk]

[ BECAUSE PUNCHING LEADS TO HULK AND HULK IS BAD BUT ESPECIALLY WORSE OVER THERE?? ]

But if that Hulk's so bad, why would they even risk inducing it like that?

[remake]

--Um. I-- I don't know. [ His brow furrows. Shockingly, witnessing the media circus wasn't actually conductive to really understanding the case. ] But th- they had to have a reason, or they wouldn't.

[hulk]

Stopping it, I get, but. [ drags his face. ugh, he's too hulked-over to handle this ] Can't handle causal implications across multiple realities right now. I just. I can't.

[remake]

[ Miles is quiet for a moment, before nodding once. ] Okay. [ He offers Bruce a hand, to help him stand up. You can't sit around in the street like a lazy bum all night, especially since it has just started to rain! ]

[hulk]

[ Bruce takes that hand, not really expecting tiny Arachnid-Lad to be able to help him up at all, but. He won't say no to it. ]

[remake]

[ And then Miles effortlessly tugs him to his feet! Because that's how he do. ]

[hulk]

[ askjdifuhawoeiflakwe UNEXPECTED!! ]

The h- How did. [ blinking. ] Ate your Wheaties, huh.

[ Yeah, he's kind of sounding like he's hungover. Minus the kind of. ]

[remake]

[ Miles can't decide whether or not to be insulted. ] I am kinda a superhero, dude.

[hulk]

...Uh huh. [ side-eying a bit. would be more if he were not hungover right now. ] So.

[remake]

You, uh, you probably need like a ride home.

[ AWKWARDLY STARING ]

And. Pants....

[hulk]

Yeah, both of those, would.

[ shut up he's totally holding his pants up!! nothing to stare at!!

......holy hell, is his network comm still in his pockets. and not smashed?? damn. that's pretty hardy. let him call up somebody-- ]

Oh no. Ohhhh no.

[remake]

W- what now?

[ What could be worse than aaaalla this?? ]

[hulk]

[ And he's sinking back down to the pavement. Because he can't handle his life standing up. ]

Look at the network.