we will never be a nuclear family

[incywincyhero]

WHO: The Spider-Family, and friends!
WHERE: A house in Bed-Stuy, soon to be the SPIDER-HAUS.
WHEN: All day Sunday!
WARNINGS: Spider-Shenanigans.
SUMMARY: The Spider-Family movies into their new home.
FORMAT: Quick, then whatever!

[The new residence of some 70% of the City's spider-themed populace is an unprepossessing little house in Brooklyn. Or not so little, what with six bedrooms and a basement apartment, but it has that down-home vibe to it that Peter hadn't even realized he'd been missing in the MAC until he signed the lease papers.

Peter is the first one to arrive today, since he wanted to unlock all the doors and turn on all the utilities before eight -- no, seven -- teenagers come crashing in. After hauling in the boxes and bags he brought with him in the rental car (which presciently includes two grocery sacks full of snacks: see above note re: teenagers), he retrieves himself a coke and goes out to sit on the front stoop, waiting for everyone else to come swinging in.]

Comments

PIZZA PARTY

[incywincyhero]

[It's well-earned.]

[bedeviledspider]

[ Is it ever. Reilly has practically glued himself into the chair farthest from the group, quietly chowing down a large plate of pizza. ]

[secondhandwebs]

[May has a feeling Peter will be burning more calories thanks to stress than anything in this house, but she's more than happy to snag a piece and take a (spider-style) seat on the wall with a sigh.]

I'm never moving again.

[incywincyhero]

[Peter is sprawled in one of their new chairs, legs splayed forwards, head tilted back, and arm thrown across his forehead.]

I think my quota's definitely filled for the next decade.

... Can someone shove a pizza box in this general direction?

[secondhandwebs]

[Scoffs quietly from her perch and almost- almost- makes a move towards one. Then gives up.]

I'm sorry. It's too far.

[incywincyhero]

Some Spider-Person you are. [Nope, still not moving.]

[secondhandwebs]

What can I say. I learned from the best.

[incywincyhero]

[Finally, he groans and moves one arm just enough to web a box over. He fumbles it open and procures a slice without looking, then rolls it into what's effectively a pizza wrap, the better for munching on without shifting position.]