THE GOTTALA JELEBELLIOS

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WHO: ImPorts.
WHERE: Gottala Jelebellios of TíraFórsae.
WHEN: April 21st 2013 noon to April 25th 11:59 PM.
WARNINGS: Possible violence, gore. Possible sexual situations.
SUMMARY: Off-world adventure on EARTH KLADSUO834LKSFDLKJ8718=LAJD
FORMAT: Whatever.



[Now THIS is the Big Clam of all Gottalas! This is the city-ship that any mothership would be most proud of, this is the peak of the elite fleet. Housing 90,000 classy individuals, Jelebellios is the size of what natives might remember to be land-locked nations.

Everything in Jelebellios is glamorous, everything is about living high and infamously. This is the Gottala that those who MAKE it can upgrade to -- for those of a more middling class, it's an ideal vacation spot. Something to wistfully sigh over, perhaps.

The food is the best here, they have RUNNING FRESH WATER in every room, they have forums with fountains (that often spew champagne) and opera houses with mobile skylight viewing. Jelebellios, in the more prestigious avenues, is literally paved with gold.

But the superficial is invoked into art form here -- and more than that, entertainment is a way of life. Quite literally, the only living on Jelebellios. While mundane trading for FOOD or WATER or BORING CHUNKS OF GOLD might satisfy the plebs that other Gottalas have, if you're a citizen (or guest!) of JELEBELLIOS there's only one tender.

And it's tender as the night.

Because tender refers to physical affection. So if you want food or water or dazzling clothing or anything, you better look your cutest and pucker up.]

Comments

[wisecracked]

[Kenzi's more than happy to see a familiar face, she hasn't seen many (if any) since her arrival on Daumadaal.

It's a good thing Kenzi is fairly observant, she's noticed Kang hasn't really eaten so the moment she gets a chances she pushes some of her food toward him.]

Really outta your element here, huh?

[governorkang]

That's an understatement.

[Kang gratefully takes the food, making a mental note to buy her some really expensive alcohol when they get back to the City. The go-go dancing is almost done, thankfully.]

[wisecracked]

After the last three days, I'm really enjoying it. [She grins at Kang before turning to flirt with someone that made their way over.]

[governorkang]

[He blinks, and leans away from a woman who seems interested in him before looking at Kenzi oddly.]

Where were you the first three days?

[What could be worse than this?]

[wisecracked]

[What could be worse? Oh man, have you not left the ship at all since arriving, Kang?]

Started off on some haunted hellhole with no food to eat except the decaying bodies of the dead. Oh, did I mention there ws cannibals there? Diseased freaky cannibals.

And then I ended up on some other ship where they gave me the ugliest jumpsuit ever to wear. They destroyed my clothes! And I had to go through hours of decontamination in which I'm pretty sure they took some of my skin when they was scrubbing!

This place is like heaven compared to the other two.

[governorkang]

[.........ew. He grimaces.]

I can see how this one is better. [Barely, in his opinion.] The other ship sounds like the one I was on yesterday. Xes Ther?

[wisecracked]

[She nods.] Yeah, that's the place. Talk about a lot of fashion don'ts. Not that this place is much better.

[governorkang]

[Typical Kenzi. Kang smiles to himself, finishing off the food.]

Hopefully we won't be here for much longer, and back in the City.

[wisecracked]

[She nods.] Hopefully. I miss having straight hair. [Thanks to the humidity and the three hour scrub down she's been stuck with curly hair.]

[governorkang]

I noticed. I didn't know you straightened it.

[wisecracked]

Bet you didn't know it's also naturally blonde. [She grins.]

[governorkang]

I saw you as a youngling, remember?

[It's at that moment that the show changes, and the man in green paint and pointed ears shows up.]

...that looks like a skrull.

[wisecracked]

[Kenzi slowly blinks at him before glancing down at her drink. Maybe she's had enough?] Oh...right.

[The mention of a Skrull turns Kenzi's attention back to the stage.] It...does. What is going on?

[governorkang]

And before that, people with superpowers? I have no idea what the sea serpents and explosions represent.

[wisecracked]

[Kenzi stares at the stage for a few moments.] There was a sea serpent that seemed like it was trying to knock of the first boat I was on. And my powers are all out of whack...I was making explosions. [She frowns and sets her drink aside.]