THE GOTTALA JELEBELLIOS

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WHO: ImPorts.
WHERE: Gottala Jelebellios of TíraFórsae.
WHEN: April 21st 2013 noon to April 25th 11:59 PM.
WARNINGS: Possible violence, gore. Possible sexual situations.
SUMMARY: Off-world adventure on EARTH KLADSUO834LKSFDLKJ8718=LAJD
FORMAT: Whatever.



[Now THIS is the Big Clam of all Gottalas! This is the city-ship that any mothership would be most proud of, this is the peak of the elite fleet. Housing 90,000 classy individuals, Jelebellios is the size of what natives might remember to be land-locked nations.

Everything in Jelebellios is glamorous, everything is about living high and infamously. This is the Gottala that those who MAKE it can upgrade to -- for those of a more middling class, it's an ideal vacation spot. Something to wistfully sigh over, perhaps.

The food is the best here, they have RUNNING FRESH WATER in every room, they have forums with fountains (that often spew champagne) and opera houses with mobile skylight viewing. Jelebellios, in the more prestigious avenues, is literally paved with gold.

But the superficial is invoked into art form here -- and more than that, entertainment is a way of life. Quite literally, the only living on Jelebellios. While mundane trading for FOOD or WATER or BORING CHUNKS OF GOLD might satisfy the plebs that other Gottalas have, if you're a citizen (or guest!) of JELEBELLIOS there's only one tender.

And it's tender as the night.

Because tender refers to physical affection. So if you want food or water or dazzling clothing or anything, you better look your cutest and pucker up.]

Comments

[idkmybffjesus]

Really, you were? [ no wait biff keep focused. ask about drug trips later. He shakes his head, glances back at the wall, and clears his throat. ]

'The green men lied. They doomed this world for a perfect one.'

[ aaannndd a shrug. That's all he's got for it. ]

[swordedpast]

[ So much for drug trips: Archer gets a really serious look on his face at that. ]

Then I really have been hearing them say 'Skrull.' They must be the 'green men.'

[ By way of explanation: ]

We were transported to another world before, a couple months ago, and these Skrull aliens were there, working as agents of Vulcanus. One of them spoke of reaching Vulcanus's 'perfect world.' Hmph, their plans continue apace.

[idkmybffjesus]

[ Biff's still for a few seconds, looking thoughtful. He doesn't know anything about Vulcanus, and even less about Skrulls, but it's starting to look like he's going to have to learn.

A few seconds later, he turns on his heel to start back for the exit. ]

Well, if this world is doomed, then it's our responsibility to enjoy it while we can.

[swordedpast]

[ With a last, considering glance at the fragment of wall with its graffiti, Archer turns to follow Biff. Lacking anything better to do, of course. ]

Is that so? What is there to enjoy?

[idkmybffjesus]

[ That earns him an unmistakable "what, are you crazy?" look, cast back over his shoulder. ]

Were we just on the same boat out there?

[swordedpast]

Naturally. They don't have much concept of personal space.

[idkmybffjesus]

Yeah, I'm pretty happy to give up a little personal space in exchange for beautiful women wanting to kiss me. I mean, I'm just saying. It's not much of a chore.

[swordedpast]

I should have guessed as much, from your conversation with Rin Tohsaka on the network.

[ Why yes, he did spy on the two of them speaking of laying hands on butts. ]

[idkmybffjesus]

[ He considers that thoughtfully for a few seconds, then delivers a blank look over. ]

Who?

[swordedpast]

Do you forget every young woman you offer your behind to? I see, you're that kind of guy.

[idkmybffjesus]

Wait, what about... [ pause... ] Oh, wait, her? Yeah, I remember her.

[swordedpast]

Naturally you do. She's not forgettable.

Incidentally, if you allow her to touch your rear, you'll regret it.

[idkmybffjesus]

[ He glances around, lowers his voice conspiratorially. ]

Why, is she a leper?

[swordedpast]

What? No!

[ Great, now he looks insulted. ]

[idkmybffjesus]

Oh. [ bemused frown... ] Wait, then why would I regret it?

[ excuse him while he cannot think of a single other reason he wouldn't enjoy a lady touching his butt ]

[swordedpast]

[ Belatedly, Archer reviews his options here and realizes that now that he's opened up the subject of Rin Tohsaka and butt-touching, there are no good ones. ]

...she would never let you forget it. That's all.