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capeandcowllogs2013-08-30 09:59 am
motherfucked) wrote in capeandcowllogs2013-08-30 09:59 am
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WHO: Jessica Jones & You
WHERE: At various stores throughout the City.
WHEN: Week of 8/26— but feel free to backdate a little if you want to fudge for modplot.
WARNINGS: Jessica Jones
SUMMARY: Shopping! When shopping goes wrong.
FORMAT: Tagger's choice.
ONE.
It's just an ordinary day at the grocery store. Really. Jess spends most of her time in the frozen food aisle, buying a lot of those lasagnas for one. And then she feels bad about buying a whole basketful of frozen lasagna, so she looks for an orange or something to round it out. Jessica Jones does not know what quinoa is. Seriously, what the fuck is quinoa?
When she passes by Cosmo on the magazine stand, she says "fuck you." She doesn't mean to say it aloud aloud, but it happens like that anyway. And fuck Cosmo.
TWO.
It's an ordinary day and Jessica Jones is here to buy some cigarettes. She wonders if they will card her. She doesn't think she looks eighteen anymore, but sometimes they card anyone who isn't wearing makeup.
That's when a guy comes in wearing an honest-to-god bandana mask, and points a gun at the poor cashier lady. It seems like it happens all at once, even though nothing really does. Jess freezes— she's standing behind a candy rack. Shit shit shit shit. What is she going to do?
WHERE: At various stores throughout the City.
WHEN: Week of 8/26— but feel free to backdate a little if you want to fudge for modplot.
WARNINGS: Jessica Jones
SUMMARY: Shopping! When shopping goes wrong.
FORMAT: Tagger's choice.
ONE.
It's just an ordinary day at the grocery store. Really. Jess spends most of her time in the frozen food aisle, buying a lot of those lasagnas for one. And then she feels bad about buying a whole basketful of frozen lasagna, so she looks for an orange or something to round it out. Jessica Jones does not know what quinoa is. Seriously, what the fuck is quinoa?
When she passes by Cosmo on the magazine stand, she says "fuck you." She doesn't mean to say it aloud aloud, but it happens like that anyway. And fuck Cosmo.
TWO.
It's an ordinary day and Jessica Jones is here to buy some cigarettes. She wonders if they will card her. She doesn't think she looks eighteen anymore, but sometimes they card anyone who isn't wearing makeup.
That's when a guy comes in wearing an honest-to-god bandana mask, and points a gun at the poor cashier lady. It seems like it happens all at once, even though nothing really does. Jess freezes— she's standing behind a candy rack. Shit shit shit shit. What is she going to do?
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"It's— you know what, you're a guy, you don't have to put up with this." She looks at the offending magazine.
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