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The Doctor ([personal profile] daft_old_man) wrote in [community profile] capeandcowllogs2011-07-03 09:43 am

Big Bang Three!

WHO: [livejournal.com profile] daft_old_man and EVERYONE!
WHERE: The TARDIS house
WHEN: Forward dated to July 4th
WARNINGS: The Doctor is in charge of the fireworks. Enough said.
SUMMARY: Wherein the Doctor and Jack spend all their money on a big old party! Sorry Ian -_-;
FORMAT: Whatever folks want! It's a free for all!



The Doctor hopped around the house making sure everything was to his satisfaction. There were streamers and balloons filling every nook and cranny and all of it was especially tacky and wonderful! Humans sure knew how to make decoration!!

The small backyard managed to fit two bounce houses (a castle and a water based bounce house), and inflatable pool entirely too small for adults, and the grills. There was the danger of someone bouncing into the pool but the Doctor saw that as more opportunity for fun! Inside there was food on every flat surface and downstairs where once the aquacat pool was now was ready for dancing! Even if no one showed the Doctor was going to have a good time!

Of course the real show started at sundown with the Doctor's own firework show helped along with human gunpowder and Time Lord know-how. Hope someone has the fire department on speed dial!

[identity profile] comesback.livejournal.com 2011-07-04 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, well, neither am I and I don't go around provoking people who can disembowel me.

[identity profile] niceassassin.livejournal.com 2011-07-04 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
[He paces forward, away from the balloon pump and coincidentally closer to the kiddie pool, and points indignantly.]

You play hero with dragons, though. But it is different for you, isn't it? You--

[Well, this is pretty close to public, so he can't say why it's really different.]

You are absolutely insistent on playing hero.

[identity profile] comesback.livejournal.com 2011-07-04 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
She was eating someone, she killed an innocent person!

[This is a rather annoyed growl.] Well, maybe I need to, to stop some people being idiots!

[identity profile] niceassassin.livejournal.com 2011-07-04 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
[Zevran's in front of the pool now. He was still pacing, but has stopped at that annoyed growl. It's kind of a sexy sound. But he's too busy antagonizing Jack to admit that.]

Perhaps it is not your business when people are being idiots. You cannot stop stupidity, you realize. It is a natural thing. For you, too, I suppose, so I shouldn't be surprised.

[identity profile] comesback.livejournal.com 2011-07-04 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
I never said I wasn't stupid. But if I can't run off and be an idiot, you can't go and get yourself half killed. [He's trying to keep his voice down. It's not exactly working.]

[identity profile] niceassassin.livejournal.com 2011-07-04 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Reaching out for one of Jack's arms--]

It was different! I...I wished to avenge a wrong. That was it.

[Little defensive there, Zev.]

[identity profile] comesback.livejournal.com 2011-07-04 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
And I wanted to think, what kinda wrong did you want to avenge? [He lets Zev take his arm, but doesn't move closer.]

[identity profile] niceassassin.livejournal.com 2011-07-04 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Giving his arm a little shake.]

I told you, didn't I? It isn't best spoken of here.

[identity profile] comesback.livejournal.com 2011-07-04 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
Fine, whatever. [He gives Zevran a little shove that's (mostly) meant to be friendly.] Later?

[identity profile] niceassassin.livejournal.com 2011-07-04 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps I will be gone, la--

[He's about to almost possessively tighten his grip on Jack's arm when he gets shoved. Normally it wouldn't do anything--it's just a little gesture, after all--but he's slightly off-balance at the moment and so, still holding onto Jack, he starts to stumble backwards.

Into the pool.]

[identity profile] comesback.livejournal.com 2011-07-04 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, like hell you-- [But oops, then Zevran is stumbling and Jack is stumbling with him, and their combined momentum will just make them fall into the pool -- and Jack just starts laughing.]

[identity profile] niceassassin.livejournal.com 2011-07-04 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
[SPLASH.

Zevran starts to give Jack the most indignant of looks at the laughing. Starts to. But he can't keep it up, and in seconds he's grinning too.]


Ah, we are both fools, my dear.

[A slip; he meant to say, "my friend," of course. But he doesn't even notice it and a moment later he's kissing Jack. Good thing the pool is shallow.]

[identity profile] comesback.livejournal.com 2011-07-04 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
[And Jack is kissing back with some relief. He doesn't exactly notice the 'my dear', either, but kissing? That's something he can do, and he does it much better than apologizing and worrying. So, makeouts it is!]

[identity profile] niceassassin.livejournal.com 2011-07-04 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Makeouts indeed! Until someone nearly drowns, anyway. That would put a damper on things.

Ha ha. Damper.]

[identity profile] comesback.livejournal.com 2011-07-04 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Yes. But if it's Jack, he would come back anyway, though it would be terribly embarrassing to drown in a kiddie pool.

However, at the moment, he is thoroughly enjoying snogging a damp elf.]