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WHO:

daft_old_man and EVERYONE!
WHERE: The TARDIS house
WHEN: Forward dated to July 4th
WARNINGS: The Doctor is in charge of the fireworks. Enough said.
SUMMARY: Wherein the Doctor and Jack spend all their money on a big old party! Sorry Ian -_-;
FORMAT: Whatever folks want! It's a free for all!

The Doctor hopped around the house making sure everything was to his satisfaction. There were streamers and balloons filling every nook and cranny and all of it was especially tacky and wonderful! Humans sure knew how to make decoration!!

The small backyard managed to fit two bounce houses (a castle and a water based bounce house), and inflatable pool entirely too small for adults, and the grills. There was the danger of someone bouncing into the pool but the Doctor saw that as more opportunity for fun! Inside there was food on every flat surface and downstairs where once the aquacat pool was now was ready for dancing! Even if no one showed the Doctor was going to have a good time!

Of course the real show started at sundown with the Doctor's own firework show helped along with human gunpowder and Time Lord know-how. Hope someone has the fire department on speed dial!

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Haha, yeah. Ted cooks a mean steak. Real mean, like that girl you hated all through high school Cordelia Chase kind of mean.

[Despite her nerves, food was always a topic Buffy liked. But--] Stomachs? With two s's?

Oh yes! [Belching loudly!] I have four of them!

Oh. Ick.

The Decapodian body is incredibly fascinating!

Decapodia? [so unsure, but she'll roll with it] Is that where you're from?

Oh, no. I'm from Decapod Ten. It's a terrible planet! You can't ever avoid getting sand in your tuckus.

I'll put it on my list of planets to get with avoiding.

That's very wise of you to listen to Zoidberg! Very wise indeed!

[points] You Zoidberg? [brightly] Me, Buffy.

Buffy, eh? I had an associate once named Buffy! [He pauses, scratches his head, looks confused.] Or was that Scruffy...?

[Frown!] Not scruffy. Buffy. With a Buh. No scruff on my e's!

Ah yes, Buffy! I can tell you're Buffy and not Scruffy because you don't have a mustache!

[She covers her mouth, frowning, and almost dropping her cup in the process.]

I don't have a mustache. And I'm not sure I like your tone, Mr. Lobster Man Zoidberg.

Well of course you don't! And why would you? This isn't the Mustache Lady home-world for heavens sakes!

And it's Doctor Zoidberg. Doctor John A. Zoidberg, a medical corporation!

[SO MUCH BLINKING]

You're a corporation? Just you.

Oh yes. And I'm my own Political Action Committee.

That's a lot of C-words. How do you keep up with all that?

I eat a herring-rich diet, mostly. The fish oil is good for the brain!

Isn't that -- I don't know -- fishabalistic?

[JUST BURSTS INTO LAUGHTER!]

Oh my! You're quite the comedienne, Miss Buffy! Have you ever tried your claw at stand-up?

[Oh god now she's laughing to but it's more nervous and sounds like HA HA HA

]

Stand-up? Me? Uh... I'm gonna have to pass.

[a beat]

You really think I'm funny?

You'd slay the audience at Bimboyz with a pun like that, I tell you! It's such an honor to be in the presence of this untapped comedic talent!

[Bowing humbly before her.]