This has to be the best team up ever thought of.

[helokitynkevlar.livejournal.com]

WHO: Hit-Girl and James Bond
WHERE: Some nasty part of the City
WHEN: Late tonightish
WARNINGS: Lots of killing of drug dealers
SUMMARY: Hit-Girl and James Bond share similar hobbies. Namely taking down gangs and drug dealers.
FORMAT: Paragraph

( It's an omen )

Log; Ongoing

[thing4telepaths.livejournal.com]

WHO: Scott Summers and Scathach
WHERE: Danger Room observation deck
WHEN: Afternoon of the 22nd
WARNINGS: None
SUMMARY: Scatty and Alex are broken up, she comes to see Scott for some sexual healing to talk.
FORMAT: para to start, then whatever

( Ever since the Danger Room went live, Scott spent more time there in the observation deck than in his office. )

(no subject)

[meowminx]

WHO: Selina (catmasked) & Sabretooth (fangsmile)
WHERE: Ramus the leopard's jungle-in-a-warehouse
WHEN: April 22nd
SUMMARY: Selina is Logan's girlfriend. Victor has a tradition of killing Logan's girlfriends.
WARNINGS: Violence, blood, Creed being a Major Creeper (potentially triggering?)
FORMAT: Para?

( Fakity cutity )

Happy Birthday!

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

WHO: Ness (soonillbe ) and all of his friends
WHERE: Awesome Base
WHEN: Early Thursday Evening
SUMMARY: It's Ness' birthday, so the kids at Awesome Base decide to throw him a surprise party
WARNINGS: None
FORMAT: Whatever you feel like.

( Happy birthday to you, danadanadana! )



[if you want to be treated like an adult, eat your tacos like one.]

[bossisawitch.livejournal.com]

WHO: Mark, Nico, Victor, any friends of the aforementioned, and Gert if she's around
WHERE: the only apartment in the City that has a Warning: Deinonychus on Duty sign
WHEN: TACO TUESDAY
WARNINGS: teenagers and tacos I guess
SUMMARY: Tuesday night is Taco Night.
FORMAT: is running away

( Son, you've made a mockery of taco night. )

blah blah touching song lyrics

[matchmyreach.livejournal.com]

WHO: Garrus Vakarian, open to all
WHERE: A firing range! ...Somewhere.
WHEN: Thursday afternoon, three pm-ish
SUMMARY: Everybody gets together to shoot at paper people after a long week of Nazifest 2010. Tag yourselves in! And, er, feel free to make your own non-Garrus related threads. He's just the organizer.
WARNINGS: Shouldn't be any? A lot of cops here.
FORMAT: Blah probably para due to my inability to do anything else. Feel free to switch it up.

( My playlist is too angsty for happy guntiems )

(no subject)

[shockheadedpete.livejournal.com]

WHO: Pete & Bruce
WHERE: The bottom of a bottle.
WHEN: The 20th?
WARNINGS: Not unless they get really wasted.
SUMMARY: Jan drives men to drink.
FORMAT: Drunk.

( We join this program already in progress. )

(no subject)

[attackbackpack.livejournal.com]

WHO: Kelton (attackbackpack) and Hiccup (justahiccup).
WHERE: That place. That Hiccup is. Yeah.
WHEN: April 17 sometime.
WARNINGS: haha are you kidding me
SUMMARY: Kelton goes to prove to Hiccup he is not a soul stealing beastie and attempt to be something akin to a knowledgeable oldbie.
FORMAT: Para to start, then whatever!

( BLUH BLUH CUT TEXT )

The conclusion of good intentions [Semi Open]

[shiromadoushi]

WHO: Bakura & Kid [and any other Hell Towers folks who wanna poke in]
WHERE: The MANCAVE
WHEN: Thursday, 2:30ish.
SUMMARY: Bakura started the week promising 30 people a meal a day without really realizing that's what he'd done. Thankfully, Kid knows a bit about kitchen work and offers help.
FORMAT: Para to start, whatever after

( Really, why did he think that was a good idea? )

From New York to LA, Gettin' High, Rock and Rollin

[battothefuture]

WHO: battothefuture and sorcerously
WHERE: Some dark street somewhere. At night. The exact kind that naive young british schoolgirls from the 19th century could really get into trouble with.
WHEN: Night, April 22
WARNINGS: POSSIBLE ADORABLE AND/OR AWKWARD THINGS? Watch it turn horrible on me now, watch.
SUMMARY: Oh those 19th century British boarding school girls. Always wandering down dark alleys at night.
FORMAT: Yes. :D

( Get a room, trash it up, till it's 10 in the mornin )

So the lyrics are connected only insomuch as they're about the least appropriate choice of the several stuck in my head. 8D

SCREAMING FOREVER

[holymedaroli.livejournal.com]

Who: holymedaroli and punmanarmy WITH GUEST STAR theprimerprime
When: BACKDATED to Police Weekend
Where: Apartment
Warnings: Children playing M rated games
Summary: With Pete and Sentinel gone, Ikki and Metabee pick up 'Quieted Incline 2' for a night of gaming
Format: Quicklog


( OH NO, IT'S CONE HEAD. RUNNNN )



(no subject)

[spacetimeguard.livejournal.com]

WHO: Safeguard and Ezio who needs a tag
WHERE: City streets, poissibly near a park?
WHEN: backdated to afternoon of the 20th -  Sometime after Ezio's arrival.
WARNINGS: Cuteness from a kitten?
SUMMARY: On being transported home sans cat carrier, Aurex decides to leap out of her owner's arms. Ezio happens to be the most shiny and kitten attractive thing around. Antics ensure. Next time, cat carriers will be employed.
FORMAT: Para or Quick. I can work with both.


( Yes, you do need a cat carrier for your kitten, Safeguard. )



(no subject)

[easyopentabs.livejournal.com]

Who: Rue, and OPEN.
When: Thursday afternoon, right around sunset.
Where: Central Park, the location of approximately half of all Tutucast logs.
Warnings: Unless you have something against birds, none.
Summary: Rue takes her baby raven to the park in order to learn him flying properly.
Format: Quicklog killed my parents, so PARAGRAPH.

( ghastly, grim, and ancient raven )



Two Not-So-Mythical Creatures

[soultospare.livejournal.com]

Who: swornprotector (Goliath) and soultospare (Pixie)
When: FORWARD DATED to April 23, Friday night, after dark.
Where: Starts on rooftop of the New York Public Library, continues to the skies above the City.
Warnings: "Big Guy Little Girl" trope abuse.
Summary: Goliath has convinced Pixie to join him on night patrol. She gets to defend the City, gargoyle-style!
Format: Thinking paragraphs for now?

( And this time, no chainsaws. )

This is your brain.

[battothefuture]

WHO: Terry and Raven again, with the potential of anyone else who might be hanging out at Raven's place?
WHERE: Lake Placid house
WHEN: IN BETWEEN DRAGONS. Aka backdated to shortly after Terry goes dragonriding and shortly before the vampire nazis
WARNINGS: ... drug references? idk.
SUMMARY: After witnessing a flying zebra shooting lasers and a suit of armor zooming around with a phoenix and a giant bat and a girl with wings and not one but two dragons and Fun With Gravity and suddenly green elf girls, Terry's pretty convinced that someone's been slipping him Illegal Substances.
FORMAT: Para I guess

( This is your brain on drugs. )