No One’s Gonna Take Me Alive

[out_of_time]

WHO: Ned the Pie Maker, Jack Bauer, and the world’s most absurd NPC super-villain
WHERE: The Pie Hole
WHEN: The following takes place between 10PM and 11PM, backdated to Sunday the 7th. Events... don’t really occur in real time because backdating.
WARNINGS: Cartoon violence
SUMMARY: Having solved the mystery of who framed Ned for murder, Jack and Ned return to the Pie Hole for more evidence, only to be ambushed by Ned’s sinister arch-nemesis: the fiend who calls herself Pie Die.
FORMAT: Paragraph

( The Time Has Come to Make Things Right )

they ate their rice they ate their beans they ate their rutabagas & they ate their collard greens

[quiteliterally]

WHO: CHRIS TRAEGER and YOU you lucky devil you!
WHERE: various places around the City
WHEN: from 07/07 onward just specify in the subject line please :)
WARNINGS: frightening cheerfulness.
SUMMARY: Though Chris has been quiet on the Network, that's because he's been HITTING THE STREETS. Catch up with him out here in the wilderness okok.
FORMAT: words

( Hey Freddie (Hey Freddie); Let's eat some spaghetti (Spaghetti) )

You're just as I presumed

[god_damned]

WHO: Kirei Kotomine and Lancer
WHERE: The church
WHEN: Shortly after Archer's demise.
WARNINGS: People die when they are killed.
SUMMARY: Lancer is none too pleased that his master used a command spell to force his hand.
FORMAT: The most agile of servants can make the most quick of quick logs

( A whore in sheep's clothing, fucking up all I do )

Lay your head down child, I won't let the boogeyman come

[god_damned]

WHO: Kirei Kotomine, Kariya Matou, and Saber
WHERE: It is always the church.
WHEN: Shortly after Kariya's arrival.
WARNINGS: Bug infested body horror. Kirei being Kirei.
SUMMARY: Saber isn't happy about her BFF's Master being snatched up. At Kiritsugu's order, she arrives at the church in attempt to collect him.
FORMAT: must go faster.

( Count the bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drums )

How fickle my heart and how woozy my eyes

[lucke]

WHO: Lancer and YOU!
WHERE: Some random dive bar.
WHEN: Early/middle of the month. After Archer's death and his run in with Kirei.
WARNINGS: Mild depressive behavior, references to a recent death and minor slavery. Alcohol.
SUMMARY: Since coming to the city, almost nothing has gone right for the most unlucky of servants. From almost day one he's been slung to alternate dimensions, made an unwilling servant to one of the darkest minds in the city, and forced to kill an innocent, albeit broken man. Today is Lancer's day. And how is he going to spend it? Moping around in a bar trying to get hammered. Come join in the fun!
FORMAT: Taggers choice!


( I struggle to find any truth in your lies )

I was always the chosen child, the biggest scandal I became; (OPEN)

[gandere]

WHO: Tohsaka & YOU!
WHERE: Throughout the city
WHEN: July catch-all
WARNINGS: Talks of death, teenager girl drama, and the consequences of Rin's death in New Vesuvius
SUMMARY: With the death of one of her creations, Rin takes matters into her own hands. Those matters slip right through her fingertips when said creation turns her away for good.
FORMAT: The amount of time it takes for this scene to make you ditch the fandom
NOTE: Prompts are vague with emotions since there's a lot happening to Rin this month, but I promise to set them up better in threads. For an idea of the range of her emotions: she's suffering the death consequence of believing that she's made up all of her friends throughout the entire month, Archer was murdered by her guardian's Servant, Archer's canon updated to the point he betrays her in-canon, her dead uncle's here in the City, Archer breaks their pact for good, and she has to learn how to clean a litter box herself. Loads of teenager drama here this month, but if you want to set up specific dates, feel free to coordinate with me personally!

( They told me I'd never survive, but survival's my middle name )