ioudas: (you're a stupid fuck)
cross marian ([personal profile] ioudas) wrote in [community profile] capeandcowllogs2012-07-31 01:32 pm

(OPEN. PARTY PARTY PARTY.)

WHO: cross marian ([personal profile] ioudas) & you!!
WHERE: all around the city.
WHEN: july 31st
WARNINGS: ... it's cross. so. many.
SUMMARY: it's cross's birthday and he's celebrating it like people in the future would!!
FORMAT: actionspam to start and your choice after 8)!



(it is absolutely not common that you end up in the future for your birthday. in fact, despite the discrepancy with his own age back home, cross was actually milking this for all it was worth. when he found out that people actually give you free stuff. a little charm here and a little flirting there, he's got so much free stuff that he doesn't know what to do with it.

what's more, at the moment he's just too excited to spend his birthday not wondering if someone at a party is going to try and kill him. so, throwing caution to the wind, just let the party begin! he's in various locations doing various things.
)
boozebot: (aint it cool)

[personal profile] boozebot 2012-07-31 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[Bender certainly never intended to attend any section of Cross' party. Birthdays were only worth anything when they were his. Not to mention, he still hates the guy.

But, after swiping a few dozen bendy straws for a plot he had brewing, he couldn't help but notice him looking awfully run down. He bumps up his volume a few notches before heading over.]


What a lovely day to be alive! Don't you agree, meatbag?
boozebot: (makes me look cool)

[personal profile] boozebot 2012-08-01 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[Bender swipes away the napkin dispenser before it can hit him, but decides to slide into the opposite seat.]

What's the matter? Did you have something to DRINK?
boozebot: (aint it cool)

[personal profile] boozebot 2012-08-16 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[Bender obviously finds himself very funny, as he starts to snigger to himself.]

You pathetic humans are all the same. One drop of alcohol and you can't even listen to my witty conversation starters.
boozebot: (shinier than yours)

[personal profile] boozebot 2012-08-17 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
You're a bit old for that, aren't you?
boozebot: (please insert liquor)

[personal profile] boozebot 2012-08-18 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
If I had to guess, I'd say-

[He takes a very long look, pretending to think intently.]

47?
boozebot: (i thought i saw a two)

[personal profile] boozebot 2012-08-19 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
There aren't any big magnets here, dumbass.

[But he checks around just to be sure.]

Plus, magnets are stupid.
boozebot: (shinier than yours)

[personal profile] boozebot 2012-08-20 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
No it won't! Magnets have absolutely no effect on me!

[He folds his arms triumphantly, but his eyes still dart around a bit.]
boozebot: (aint it cool)

[personal profile] boozebot 2012-08-22 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Robots don't have hearts! Well, I do. But I kind of stole it.

[He reaches into his cabinet and slams down a jar with a heart in it.]

It's my good luck charm.
boozebot: (makes me look cool)

[personal profile] boozebot 2012-08-23 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I can tell you a lot of things, don't make it true.
boozebot: (shinier than yours)

[personal profile] boozebot 2012-08-24 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Why the hell are you killing robots? You don't look like a cop.
boozebot: (benders gotta bend)

[personal profile] boozebot 2012-08-29 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[Bender doesn't seem to pay much attention to his companion's less than upright state.]

Last time I checked, exorcists were supposed to be dealing with demons and ghosts and dumb crap. And robots aren't ghosts!
boozebot: (everybodys a jerk. you. me. this jerk.)

[personal profile] boozebot 2012-09-01 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
The most human thing about me is that heart! And a kidney, but I misplaced it.

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