THE PIE HOLE

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WHO: Ned & Digby
WHERE: The Pie Hole pie restaurant and bakeshop
WHEN: November 6-30 (omitting the 22nd, Thanksgiving)
WARNINGS: It could vary, though not too high please.
SUMMARY: This log is forever open to fraternize, socialize, and otherwise eat pie in Ned's restaurant. If you would like to make your thread closed to a specific person (be it someone you came in with or Ned himself) put their name in the subject line. If your thread is open, a server will be with you shortly. Feel free to tag other open threads or eat with strangers too! Anything goes.

Christmas decorations are up, up up! And Ned went just a touch overboard.
FORMAT: any




MENU





whole pies or by-the-slice

apple apple ......................................................... your traditional apple pie
appleberry ......................................................... a delicious blend of apple and fresh berries
apple walnut ......................................................... fresh apples and chopped walnuts
banana cream ......................................................... fresh ripe bananas and whipped vanilla cream
blueberry skies forever ......................................................... the freshest picked blueberries
cherry creme fraishe cherry cream ................................. cherries and creme fraishe double layered
chocolate expresso ......................................................... the perfect chocolate pick-me-up
coconut custard ......................................................... a tropical and perfectly creamy smooth custard
key lime to your heart ......................................................... key lime pie served with fresh strawberries
kiwi tango............................tart kiwis piled in with strawberry pulp and drizzled with rhubarb sauce
lemon meringue ......................................................... your traditional lemon meringue, whipped to perfection
melt-in-your-mouth mince ........................................ a festive mix of raisins, rum, apples and spices
orange-you apricot ......................................................... apricot pie with an orange glaze
over the moon pie ......................................................... chocolate fudge cream pie
peach melba ......................................................... peach pie served with fresh raspberries and sliced almonds on top
peach passionfruit ......................................................... a bold mix of passionfruit and peach
pearway to heaven ......................................................... pear pie with gruyere cheese baked into the crust
pecan pecan ......................................................... your traditional pecan pie
persimmon dream.........................fresh persimmons with bright lemon zest
pumpkin pecan ......................................................... smooth and creamy pumpkin served with diced fresh pecans
raspberry rhubarb ......................................................... the perfect marriage of raspberry and rhubarb, always fresh
strawberry fields ......................................................... the freshest picked strawberries, served with a mint leaf
three plum ......................................................... a lusciously layered plum tart
tripleberry ......................................................... the freshest blackberries, raspberries, and strawberries in one pie

cup-pies

brownie sundae ......................................................... brownie, white chocolate mousse and chocolate with hot fudge and almonds on top
chocolate cream ......................................................... chocolate blended with creamy vanilla custard
cocoa coffee ......................................................... layers of brownie, chocolate mouse and chocolate ganache
coconut chocolate cream ......................................................... coconut and rich vanilla, topped with chocolate fudge
key lime ......................................................... creamy key lime in a graham cracker crust
lemon cream cheese ......................................................... lemon tart with a cream cheese topping
pecan ......................................................... carmelized pecans in a luscious filling
pumpkin pecan ......................................................... smooth and creamy pumpkin served with diced fresh pecans
lemon raspberry ......................................................... raspberry vanilla, creamy lemon, raspberry lady fingers and lemon mousse
vanilla bean ......................................................... layers of vanilla cream, vanilla mousse and whipped cream

SPECIAL(s):
toffee applestache pie......................fuji apples at the peak of ripeness and candied pistachios in a honeyed, toffee-infused crust
yam yam yum.................a traditional favorite for the holiday season, a blend of sweet potato and pecan with a honey glazed crust
the golden gooseberry pie.................a blend of seasonal fruits and cinnamon, dusted with powdered "snow" sugar

*Available through the month of December in regular or cup-pie

Comments

[motherfucked]

Oh, yeah. Hey. I remember now.

[She does a little awkward smile.]

[mocks]

Do ya?

[She looks a little relieved. That was all so awkward.]

I'm glad to hear it.

[motherfucked]

Yeah. It was— I dunno. Dimension switching is probably not good for your health.

[She raises an eyebrow.]

Pie, on the other hand…

[mocks]

It's a known scientific fact. Pie goes good with everything.

[A beat.]

It's good to have you back. Er, more back, I guess. However that works.

[motherfucked]

Uh, yeah. [ This is a weird conversation. Jessica Jones attempts to steer herself out of the awkward. ]

So, what do you think? Peach Melba or Orange-you Apricot?

[mocks]

I'm a sucker for peaches. But you can't go wrong with either.

How long have you been back in town?

[motherfucked]

A while, I guess. I try not to think about it.

[ A pause. ]

Is that bad?

[mocks]

Not at all. I think it's refreshing that you're not so hung up on it like everybody else is. You're not counting the days.

[motherfucked]

They sorta keep resetting on me. [ Her face flashes briefly with exasperation. ]

[mocks]

Well that's no fun. You holdin' up okay at least?

[motherfucked]

Hey. I'm about to have pie.

[mocks]

And pie does fix most any problem.

[motherfucked]

You know what? I'm thinking chocolate. Motherfucking chocolate.

[mocks]

If you like that, you should try the cocoa. It's great.

[motherfucked]

So you've been here before?

[ Accidentally slipping into detective mode. ]

[mocks]

A few times, when the place first opened. They had just added peach pie to the menu.

[motherfucked]

Never been. Guess I didn't know it was popular.

[mocks]

They've got quite the reputation, from what I can gather.

[motherfucked]

Yeah, well, they got quite the menu.

[Looking at it again.]

How many things can you fit into a fucking pie, anyway?

[mocks]

[She just stares for a moment. There's a lot she could do with that question.]

I suppose it's determined by the pie's level of personal comfort.

[motherfucked]

Too much filling can get uncomfortable.

[mocks]

Tell me about it.

[motherfucked]

I think that's more of a "third date" conversation.

[mocks]

If that.

[motherfucked]

Hey, you never know. If you play your cards right…