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[wisecracked]

WHO: Kenzi and Gilbo
WHERE: Around
WHEN: 1/1; Late Afternoon?
WARNINGS: It's Kenzi and Gil, what could possibly happen? Probably some language.
SUMMARY: Kenzi's bored and going to drag Gil out to do things. He has no say in the matter. B[
FORMAT: Quickthings

[Kenzi's morning started off kind of shitty but she had no one to blame but herself. She drank waaaaaay too much the night before and was paying with it come early afternoon with a massive hang over. So she spent the first few hours trying to deal with that.

Eventually she felt well enough to get dressed and go out but what was she going to do while out? Other than get some delicious greasy food in her stomach, of course.

While she ate she though about what to do and eventually she decided she hadn't bugged Gil in a while. Once she was done with her meal she made her way to his place, it was too cold to just fly up to his window and wait so surprisingly she's at the door. Banging on it. If Gil doesn't answer quickly enough she'll start yelling as well.]

Comments

[wisecracked]

Yeah. Most Fae appear human so I'd just end up being suspicious of everyone around me.

[invoking]

We don't have anything like those back home. Contractors are human and it isn't always easy to tell apart illegal contractors from others. Not unless you saw the incuse.

[wisecracked]

[Kenzi signals she's finished her milkshake with that annoying sound that's made when someone isn't sucking up anything through the straw.]

Yeah but contractors don't hunt humans for food, do they?

1/2

[invoking]

[ Kenzi are you an adult or five. ]

[invoking]

No... but sometimes the chains do propose an idea.

[wisecracked]

[She's both.]

Huh.

[And that would be their bill, which Kenzi is quick to pull out the cash for.]

[invoking]

[ He raises a hand as if to stop her. ]

I can pay.

[wisecracked]

Too late. [Yeah she was that fast.]

Maybe next time.

[invoking]

[ His hands fall and he sags in his seat. ]

It doesn't feel right to have a lady pay.

[wisecracked]

Well, you can pay next time at some fancy place. [She grins.]

[invoking]

[ Almost instantly: ] I'm not taking you to an expensive restaurant.

[wisecracked]

[Instantly pouting at him.] Aw, c'mon. They got better food.

[invoking]

[ He ignores it!! He rises from his seat, slipping his coat on and fixing his scarf. ] And expensive.

Don't you know how to cook?

[wisecracked]

[She continues to pout as she follows suit.]

Uh...no.

[invoking]

[ He buttons up quickly and then holds the door open for her. ]

You should know how to cook at this age already.

[wisecracked]

[She slips out past him.]

Wasn't even a priority. Especially since finding food was enough work.

[invoking]

[ Is she really a woman? He doesn't really understand what that's supposed to mean... yet. He lets go of the door handle and falls in step with her. ]

Ingredients aren't that hard. You can make basic sandwiches and soups alone with very little.

[wisecracked]

Sandwiches aren't hard. Soups that aren't in a can are harder. Anything beyond that might as well be rocket science.

[She ran away from home when she was younger and lived on the streets. Not that he knows any of that.]

[invoking]

What about baking? Do you just eat out all the time? [ But what are you going to do when you're married??

Gil logic. ]

[wisecracked]

Nope, can't bake. Not unless you want little blackened...whatevers. Pretty much, yeah. [Odds of getting married, slim. And she'll just continue to eat out all the time.]

[invoking]

[ He's practically gaping at this point. ]

Aren't you a woman?

[wisecracked]

[She stops and holds up a finger.]

Hold on let me check. [She opens her coat a bit and pulls the top of her shirt outward a bit as she peers down it.] Uuuum, yeah. Pretty sure I am. I'd have the check downstairs to be positive but this is not the place for that.

[invoking]

[ Gil chokes on the air and starts waving his hands to grab her attention. He quickly averts his eyes, scanning up and down to ensure no one else is seeing this. ]

S-Stop that! What are you doing?!

[wisecracked]

[Gil, freaking out like that only draws more attention.

Kenzi laughs and zips her coat back up.]

Trying to fly?

[invoking]

Don't-- do that! Undressing in public! Or whatever it is you were doing!