No, I don't like you I just thought you were cool

[sweetvalleygirl]

WHO: Jessica & The Flash
WHERE: Some Italian restaurant
WHEN: Valentine's Day night
WARNINGS: N/A
SUMMARY: The Flash takes more jailbait out for a date!
FORMAT: Words of some variety, I'll match you!

[Jessica is still in mourning for Jason being in jail, but she's handling it like a champ. She's dolled herself up in her sassiest party dress and curled her hair perfectly in anticipation for this outing with The Flash. If her boyfriend is going to be in prison for the foreseeable future, she may as well amuse herself a bit. After all, Jason was the one who encouraged her to go ahead with this date.

Anyways, she's inside Jason's apartment waiting for her date to pick her up, pretending it isn't all that weird, hanging out in one boy's place while waiting for another. Oh well. It's a distraction, and she direly needs one tonight.]

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[sweetvalleygirl]

[She tugs at her skirt and gives an enthusiastic nod.]

Yes please. It's even more thrilling than riding on a motorcycle.

[And once they're both upright and settled, she'll make toward the restaurant.]

Ooh, how cute! It smells nice, too!

[centralsgreatest]

[ Wally speeds up to the hostess, who tells him that it will be another five minutes and to please be patient, it's Valentine's Day. In a moment he's back at her side. ]

It's a great little place, I eat here a lot. She says five more minutes.

[sweetvalleygirl]

I guess we'll just have to be patient.

[Says the most impatient girl in the room.]

How many minutes has it been so far?

[centralsgreatest]

About one minute forty-five seconds. [ Says the most impatient man in the room. ]

So tell me about yourself, Jessica. Since we've got time.

[sweetvalleygirl]

Let's see... I'm eighteen, I've been in the City for two years. I'm originally from Sweet Valley, which is just outside L.A. Back home it's 1984. I'm a cheerleader, I write a fashion column for City Lights magazine and I have an identical twin sister named Elizabeth.

[She smiles angelically.]

What about you?

[centralsgreatest]

[ Twin sisters, huh. One day this classic blonde and her sister will make someone very, very happy. ]

Who, me? I'm a superhero, helped form the Justice League, been saving Central City for years now. [ He is taking full advantage of this opportunity to show off. ] They're about to dedicate a museum to me back home. Folks really love the Flash.

[sweetvalleygirl]

An entire museum to you? Really?

[She looks intrigued, almost enamored. Clearly she's been after the wrong man all this time! Why has she wasted her time with a lowly zombie sidekick like Jason Todd when she could've been spending her time in the arms of a real hero?]

This must be my lucky day.

[centralsgreatest]

Yeah, I mean, the League helped with a lot of it, I can't take all of the credit. [ Somehow, he's too honest to brag quite that much. ] Central City and the Flash were practically made for each other. It'll always be my home.

[sweetvalleygirl]

Which one is Central City again? [It's all so confusing, all these weird places like Gotham and Metropolis. Jessica can hardly keep them straight.]

[centralsgreatest]

It's in Kansas. I could show you where but I think they'd give our seat away.

[sweetvalleygirl]

Kansas? [She suddenly looks disappointed.] But Kansas is so...

[centralsgreatest]

Rural? Babe, you've never been to Central. [ He says with utter confidence that his home town is the best and everyone else can shut up. ]

[sweetvalleygirl]

I was gonna say boring. And flat. I spent an entire summer in Kansas once, it was miserable.

[A beat as she blinks innocently.]

But I mean, I guess we were on a farm in the middle of nowhere and not a big city...

[centralsgreatest]

The big city is anything but boring. [ But he can see why you would take issue with the farmland. ]

[sweetvalleygirl]

Okay, I'm intrigued. What do people in Kansas do for fun?

[centralsgreatest]

Same things people do in New York. Go out for lunch, shop, drive fast cars.

[sweetvalleygirl]

[She laughs.] But is there even good shopping in Kansas? Or food besides steak and corn?

[centralsgreatest]

Tons of shopping. Lots of food too. You know we have malls, right?

[sweetvalleygirl]

Well, duh. But are they good malls? Like, Galleria quality malls?

[centralsgreatest]

We've got our own Galleria. It's not that different from any other city.

[sweetvalleygirl]

Too bad there isn't time for a visit. I'll just have to take your word for it. [She says this like a dare.]

[centralsgreatest]

Hey, we got a few minutes between being seated and having our order taken. It's not Central but I can show you where it's supposed to be.

[sweetvalleygirl]

[She looks both astonished and intrigued.]

Could we really?

[centralsgreatest]

Just as soon as they bring us our drinks.

[ Which will apparently be soon, because his face brightens as the hostess waves them over. ]

Ooh! Looks like our table is ready!

[sweetvalleygirl]

Hell yeah!

[She claps her hands eagerly and falls in line behind the hostess.]