A SAVAGE LAND FOR A SAVAGE NIGHT

[professorlionface]

WHO: EVERYONE OF ALL AGES
WHERE: The Xavier Institute
WHEN: June 15th, early evening to all night long!
WARNINGS: Who knows! Language is likely, violence is possible, dancing is mandatory.
SUMMARY: prom night prom night gotta get down on prom night
FORMAT: MINGLE

As you enter through the doors of the Danger Room, the sound of cicadas chirping clues you into your arrival to a tropical paradise. Red and orange lights show a room transformed, vines all along the walls and trees that seem to reach the beyond the ceiling. There's no doubt now, you're deep in the heart of the jungle. You can almost feel the heat of a distant volcano, the humidity wafting in from a river just outside, but that's only your imagination. Luckily, someone had the foresight to bring an exterminator into this jungle beforehand, as there isn't a bug in sight.

Fierce papier mache dinosaurs look down on your throughout the room, some perhaps planning their next meal, others regarding the intruders to their home with something not unlike fear. From the stage, the gleaming jaws of a downed Tyrannosaurus look on at the partiers, hungry even in its taxidermied stated.

But there's one ornament that stands above them all: the mirrored surface of what appears to be a pterodactyl man, reflecting the lights all across the room in ways most disco balls only wish they could.

Welcome to the Savage Land. Hope you survive the experience!

quick links!
DANCE FLOOR
REFRESHMENTS
SIDELINES
OUTSIDE

Comments

[shipper]

I don't even know what that is! But I bet it was one of those dumb wiggler sized birds and you had it cooked, right?

[deformer]

It's a chicken inside a duck inside a turkey. And it's NOT DUMB. It's one of the pinnacles of human food science! And, uh, duh, it's cooked, what am I gonna do, eat it raw?

[shipper]

[oh whoops she's cracking up now]

Oh my gosh, that has got to be one of the stupidest human things I've efur heard! Why would you even do something dumb like that?

[deformer]

It is not stupid! Eating raccoons is way stupider!

[shipper]

It's supurr dumb! It's like you guys can't figure out how to eat all the things you like togefur, so you had to stick them inside each ofur so you didn't furget!

[deformer]

We stick them inside each other because we can! We have so much free time 'cause we don't have to waste time hunting our food so we just do whatever the hell we want with it to make it taste better! Cause we can!

Like fried bananas and oreos!

[shipper]

It sounds like you guys got purretty stupid after being spoiled by free food all the time. No wonder you're so squishy and weird all the time!

[she's not really familiar with the concept of frying food so that just flies riiight over her head]

[deformer]

We are not squishy and weird!

[shipper]

You so are!

[deformer]

No! You're the squishy one!

[Aaaand he pokes her in the gut.]

[shipper]

[there's not going to be much of a squish there, unfortunately - Nepeta's abdomen region is pretty much all muscle. it does make her giggle though]

Stop that, it tickles!