Come on, love me for the money

[aggressiveapathy]

WHO: The Job Fair and You!
WHERE: A small park near City Hall
WHEN: Today
WARNINGS: Capitalism?
SUMMARY: It's the job fair. Come one, come all.
FORMAT: Para to start then whatever

It's the most wonderful time of the year. The sun is shining, the mosquitoes are biting, and it's time to think about what the hell you're doing to do with your life now that the summer is winding down. Which is probably why you've ended up at the City Hall sponsored First Semi-Annual Job Fair Spectacular.

The small park has been pretty much taken over by this event. Tables for each company/group that signed up are in rows with either a representative to speak with or a held down stack of promotional materials for any interested parties to pick up. Good luck, job hunters.

[[ooc: Each group that signed up in the OOC post will get a thread below. Even if there are only fliers there, feel free to leave a comment to let the player who runs the company know yours is interested. People manning booth, just start a thread under your group's heading with a description of what's up. Feel free to bump into people and just generally interact as well. If you have a group you'd like to add that you didn't sign up on the ooc post, feel free to add them! April did literally no vetting. Everyone is welcome.]]

Comments

[onmyneck]

I would read the Wikipedia summary.

[glowsferatu]

Ah, but then someone would have to write one first. That, I imagine, would require some reading.

[onmyneck]

Reading is a dead art anyway.

[glowsferatu]

Does that make me an artist? I thought that title might require more effort to earn!

[onmyneck]

The artist is dead. In this case, I mean that literally.

[glowsferatu]

Wouldn't that apply more to authors? I'm not really doing anything creative anyway, merely partaking.

[onmyneck]

If you read a book upside down, I'm sure someone would think you were creative.

[glowsferatu]

That isn't creative, it's just inane.

[onmyneck]

You need to loosen your definition of creativity.

[glowsferatu]

Oh, obviously. All things can be creative if they can be passed off as such on others, hmm?

[onmyneck]

You've finally understood how to be a modern artist.

[glowsferatu]

I'd just as soon cast the method aside, if that's a proper understanding. Real art should be born of sweat and tears.

[onmyneck]

How about trust funds and coffee instead?

[glowsferatu]

What's so trustworthy about a fund?

[onmyneck]

You know so little of the ways of this world.

[glowsferatu]

Apparently! Most of my funds have been dubious at best.

[onmyneck]

Mine are outright untrustworthy.

[glowsferatu]

Well, you know the type. They'll run around all over town if you let them.

[onmyneck]

A strict curfew is what they need.

[glowsferatu]

Maybe ground them. Literally, in a hole in your backyard, assuming you even have one.

[onmyneck]

Sadly, my backyard is in another universe. A sentence I always hoped to say.

[glowsferatu]

Then I suppose we'll have to find a new one. Just a random spot to bury it in, and maybe forget entirely.

Wouldn't be much difference, honestly.

[onmyneck]

We are in a park. Vandalism could be the only way out of this jam.

[glowsferatu]

Vandalism only counts if it's discovered. Digging and burying without a permit is something that could be easily obscured. In fact, that's kind of the point.

[onmyneck]

It's almost like you've done this before.