Log; Ongoing

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WHO: Eli and Wanda
WHERE: the MAC, then some shopping place
WHEN: Backdated to Wednesday
SUMMARY: Wanda is going to help Eli shop because he is a fashion nightmare. Or at least fashion unpleasant dream.
WARNINGS: Nothing, really.
FORMAT: quick to the point to the point no faking

[Eli was kind of nervous about going shopping with Wanda, but he tried not to let it show. It was just not the sort of thing he did. Ever. Except maybe with his mom or something, and his mom never really criticized his fashion choices. Still, he had fun with Wanda and was looking forward to that part of it.

Which was why he was on time at the ground floor of the MAC to meet with Wanda, smiling when he saw her.]

Hey there!

Comments

[stillawitch.livejournal.com]

[She grins again.]

Maybe I'll just keep you around for bad hair days. Do you come in pocket-size, so I can have one in my purse for emergencies?

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[Eli flushes a bit again.]

Nope, you just have to drag full size me around.

[stillawitch.livejournal.com]

I can do that.

[She turns on her heel, slinking back into the changing rooms.]

[Still in the corner, the attendant fidgets audibly.]

[solvedchevron.livejournal.com]

[Eli is just shaking his head.]

This is so surreal.

[stillawitch.livejournal.com]

[And he's getting a vaguely skeptical look.]

You're sure you two aren't..?

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[Eli gave her a look.]

I'm pretty sure I would know if we were.

[A pause.]

Wouldn't I?

[stillawitch.livejournal.com]

Well.. have you asked her?

[AND HERE'S WANDA COMING BACK IN THIS (http://www2.victoriassecret.com/images/prodlgvw/V261653_RCH88.jpg)]

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[Eli gave a confused look for a moment until Wanda came out.]

Wanda, can you explain to this lady we're not-

Oh. My.

[stillawitch.livejournal.com]

[She smiles at him, eyes sparkling mischievously.]

You like this one? Red is my favorite color.

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[Eli nodded slowly.]

I like.

[stillawitch.livejournal.com]

[Her smile widens, and she takes a moment to inspect her reflection, back arching absentmindedly.]

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[Eli bites his lip to stifle a moan.]

[stillawitch.livejournal.com]

[Wanda doesn't seem to notice, and tosses him another vague smile before heading back into the dressing rooms.]

Just one more~

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[Eli squirms and crosses and uncrosses his legs uncomfortably as he waits.]

[stillawitch.livejournal.com]

[Utter silence from the attendant's corner.]

[Shortly, she emerges, rather more carefully, in this (http://images.asos.com/inv/Z/61/626/956045/image4xl.jpg). Her brow is furrowed.]

I don't know about this one..

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Yes!

[Eli coughs.]

I mean, I like that one best.

[stillawitch.livejournal.com]

[She lifts her eyebrows at him.]

Really? But it.. I'm not entirely sure it'll stay on!

[She gestures vaguely at her chest, and it's true; the suit was clearly made for a much more flat-chested woman. Concerned, she turns to the mirror, twisting hesitantly.]

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[Eli wasn't sure it would either, which was part of the appeal, he supposed.]

It'll be fine. Why don't you just get all the swimsuits. I mean, it would be a shame if you didn't. Think of the poor swimsuits and how they know they'll never look as good on anybody else.

[stillawitch.livejournal.com]

[Wanda laughed, then yelped, hand clapping up to catch her suit before it slipped out of place. Flushing, she looked at him wide-eyed and said, a little breathlessly.]

I don't know..

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[Eli wasn't sure if he wanted her suit to pop out of place or not.]

Okay, maybe not that one.

[stillawitch.livejournal.com]

[Carefully, she straightened, not lowering her hand as she turned.]

I think.. I'm going to go change.

[Retreeeat]

[solvedchevron.livejournal.com]

[Eli waited patiently, hoping she wasn't too embarassed.]

Does that happen often with her?

[stillawitch.livejournal.com]

[The attendant blinks at him, a little dubious.]

The.. wardrobe malfunction? No, I can't say that it does.

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[Eli just shook his head.]

There is no way this is all real.

[stillawitch.livejournal.com]

[She shrugs.]

I don't know what you're talking about, but sure. It's much more plausible that we're all sharing a mass hallucination.