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WHO: ERIDAN AMPORA and ZATANNA ZATARA and THEIR VERY UNFORTUNATE GUESTS.
WHERE: a creepy ~~rose red~~ house on the edge of the city.
WHEN: 11/5.
WARNINGS: fakemurder. gore. trauma. misery. mystery!!!
SUMMARY: since eridan spent the entirety of halloween wweepin and eating stale sugar cookies in his basement leah, he and zee throw a belated halloween party!! BAD THINGS HAPPEN.
FORMAT: ANYTHING GOES.

[the house - it's more of a miniature mansion, really, and incredibly creepy - is just far enough from the city's limits to be quiet. sprawling, dark, and eerie; it's kind of like a cross between rose red and dracula's summer home, which is at least half of the reason why it was chosen. maybe two-thirds.

inside the decorations are done up in lush reds and the occasional streaks of violet; the kitchen is full of food and refreshments, the main hall is decked out, the music is pumping, and the hosts will no doubt be more than happy to tell everyone all about how they heard a rumor from a friend of a cousin of the realtor that like a quintuple murder totally happened in the attic or something (or one of them will, at least). rooms beyond the immediate party area (a host of ground level rooms and anything upstairs, basically) haven't exactly been blocked off, but they're also visibly not as touched up and may or may not be haunted.

well, there's a definite risk. the place is creepy as hell.

doors open at eight-thirty (just to spite vriska). get in there!!

(DIRECT QUESTIONS AND CLARIFICATIONS RIGHT HURR.) ]

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You would think an event like this would be better publicized. [ at least someone would've complained about the crater. ] What was he like?

Purrhaps efuryone is so used to it that they don't care? [man don't look at her. she gets excited at the question and leans forward, mimicking a deep manly voice when the narrative calls for it]

He was really really cool! And supurr tall, which looked even cooler beclaws he was wearing this really hardcore looking suit of armor. He was all 'this can't be Earth bluh bluh' and 'you can call me Chief hrm hrm'.

I see. [ she doesn't really see. that doesn't sound like anyone she's ever encountered before, but she doesn't know how else to respond. ]

Yeah! But he was purretty nice even though he looked so serious, so hopefurlly I can be furiends with him after he gets situated and stuff.

[lord knows she was going to talk to him again regardless]

[ what is that, is that a small turn at the corner of her lips? is that vague amusement on kanaya's face? maybe miracles do happen. ]

Gruff and serious? Well, you certainly do have a type.

[she giggles. fuck yes just for that this party is now A+ forever and always.]

It's a purretty sucky type, but somebody has to keep them from grumping all ofur efurything! And I guess I'm just too purrfect fur the job to resist.

Well, I guess certain absences require some attempt at compensation.

If that's the case then I'm going to end up with a clowder of grumps befur long!

[Equius is like the equivalent of thirty normal assholes, seriously]

A regular harem, from the sound of it. It will take a great deal of work to maintain them all.

Lucky fur me that I've got great expurrience in this kind of thing, huh? I won't even need to look fur oversized leashes!

No, just a greater quantity of them! Do be sure you don't bite off more than you can chew.

Don't worry, I'll defurnitely be careful about how much I take on! I don't even want to think about what would happen if I got too many of them.

I'm imagining some wild assortment of large gentlemen grouching about or flexing. Potentially both.

[that makes her snort loudly]

Oh my gosh, we'd nefur get rid of them if they were like that! I purrobably wouldn't even be able to get out of my respiteblock.

I'd recommend locking them in the closet to win your freedom. Just be sure to feed them as needed.

That sounds like a great idea! We'll just have to be sure to get anything impurrtant out of the closet befur jamming them all in there.

Do you have anything stored in there already? [ maybe a dress kanaya had made back in april, but kanaya's not even really sure what nepeta's closet looks like. it probably isn't as big as hers, but she doesn't really want a lot of gruff muscular dudes sweating around in her closet. ]

Just some pelts and bunches of feathers so fur. I've got purrlenty of room on the floor still so I haven't really been using it that much!

[Nepeta's closet is pretty sparse outside of the inexplicable dress she found in it, although she's made up for that by converting the back wall into her secret OTP shrine. no one will ever think to look there, hahaha!]

On the floor? Nepeta, that is the very purpose of the closet! The floor is for walking across, not storing various mislaid items.

I can still get across it just fine! And this way I know exactly what I have already and where it is the minute I walk in.

[besides, something feels wrong about stuffing the corpses of squirrels into her closet]

For now, perhaps. But once you've built up enough of a backlog there you won't be able to find anything whatsoever!

Then that's the point where I start using the closet! I used the same method back home and I've nefur had trouble finding the stuff I bring back befur.

Why not reverse it? Begin the storage in the closet, and leave the floor for overflow instead?

That is the purpose of a closet.

I nefur really had a closet befur coming here. [that 'same method' never reached the closet stage for that very reason ooops]

Shall I teach you the proper etiquette, then, to assist your transition to a responsible closet owner?